Welcome to Wade's World, I'm Wade. If you have called Bouré in the last 4 years, we've probably spoken. If you've sent in an e-mail, I probably replied. After spending some time in the so called "real world", I decided it wasn't happy or fun enough and so I created my own. Sure, it is a virtual world but, i'ts mine, all mine! (insert evil laugh track "M'wa! ha! ha! ha!") In Wade's World you will find my selection of Super Secret Special Stuff (that's four whole Esses in a row, wow!). Up till now the Super Secret Special Stuff has only been available to Durango locals and our special friends who know about the Super Secret Special Stuff "Box". The Box is where I take discontinued, returned, slightly defective and other items that need a new owner so are offered for special prices.

Here is the deal, when we inspect our clothes and find a fabric or sewing defect and it can't be sold "as new" it will migrate to: the Box, located in the dark recesses of the enormous Boure Ultra-Megafactory. Likewise, will go items your buddy ordered and pseudo-rode in twice before he decided that he was really a medium and not the large he had bragged of being. So here is insider clue number one, "Yes, no matter how they arrive, I wash them!"

In one of the prior Bouré incarnations, we made custom garments for those individuals who are so unique that they can't or won't wear standard sizes. Now, because we are some incredibly upright McDudeniks, if these special items didn't fit just the way these folks wanted, we would make them again and take the imperfect ones back. So here is Clue number two, you remember the old 100% satisfaction guaranty right, well even custom sized customers get that very same guaranty. So the upshot is that we will be describing some of the items by the measurements of the person they were originally made for (names and other identifying information will likely be withheld, unless we find it particulalry humorous to expose them. Ain't that right Uncle Meataxe?).

On very rare occasions I get a few extra minutes. This only happens when all my regular work is caught up, and I feel that I have enough riding to be fully overtrained, and assuming that all the beers are gone from our Ultra-Megafactory fridge and it goes without saying that I can't think of any old friends who need me to call or write. Then and only then, I go into the recesses trying to remember where I put the aforementioned "Box" to pull out a few items to post and then sell to those happy and lucky souls who have found Wade's World.

How to Buy Wade'sWorld Stuff

I know, your thinking, "This has to be the coolest thing I have ever heard!" So logically now you will ask, "how does it all work?" Ok, listen, or read, whatever... Despite the facts that we have designed some of the nicest bike clothes on the planet and that we have an Ultra-Megafactory, we are a little teensie company. We are working on a way to create a separate page for each item and then you'll be able to click and order. But, we haven't got that done yet so, we decided, in our nearly infinite wisdom, that we would give you some information about what is available for sale on the Wade's World Stuff Page. The easiest way to order from the Wade's World Suff Page is to find any regular item on the regular Bouré site and order it (just pretend). Then when you get to the Comment Section, just tell me that you really want the "XYZ thingie from Wade's World" If you also want the other item that you ordered just make sure we know that in your note, otherwise, we will assume that you are cleverly tricking the system to be able to order a Wade's World item on line, and that is all we will ship. As you can imagine, with prices this low, we have to let you pay for shipping on these great low priced Wade's World items (Except during special times like now till April 15th, 2007). Keep in mind that we make all price adjustments manually when we process the order so you don't need to send us an extra e-mail saying that the auto reply was priced wrong, we know and we will take care of it. If you want something besides our standard ground type shipping, better put that in your note too.

In general, I note SOLD quickly after an item sells or I remove it from my world and renumber all the products. For the most part the items are up to date but, if you see anything in here you like, give me a call and I can tell you if it is still available. If it is not a good time to call (see the last paragraph), you can e-mail me: info@boure.com and I will reply as soon as I can. If you want something and it is easier or more timely to place an order from the Boure web site, you can write me a special "secret note" on a regular order as noted above. (Comment Section saying I want one of those; "Wade's World" "color" "thingies" in "size") If we are out of what you want, I will e-mail you at the e-mail address you put on the order, so try and make sure it is an address you actually monitor and that you can receive mail from info@boure.com.

Oh yeah, Clue number three, if you get something and decide you don't like it, the same wonderful, anxiety eliminating, 100% satisfaction guaranty applies. Doesn't fit, still smells funny, or just isn't the same violet as the rest of your Friday night fun suits, send it back and we'll give you credit for an exchange or refund your purchase price, your choice.

All right, one more thing, (ok, your right, "one" that I can think of at this exact moment). Drew and I like bikes, we like to tinker and we have both been doing this bike thing for a long time. Between the two of us we have 20 operating bikes right now. We want Wade's World to be one of our display places (and we may sell a few of Ned's worn out parts here). We are going to put pictures and descriptions of our various bikes and want you to do the same. So send in a clear picture and description of your bike and we will post it in Wade's World. Vintage bikes, super cool bikes, and absolutely any bike held, in the picture, by your naked significant other or friend will get special consideration and placing, strictly in accordance with Wade's World rules (which I devise as needed)!

Now think for a minute, Wade says: "call" so naturally you have the phone in your hand and are looking up our number (888-889-9242), let's think this out together. They have a small company, Wade likes to ride, actually has a life, a lovely wife and adorable new son (below), it is midnight in Bangor... Is Wade at work to take my call? Well, all I can say is if you read this and call when I'm not here, then I won't answer the phone!

Wade
888-889-9242 (again)